Golfer With A Grin Pillows

"Just remember, we're all liberals until tax reason."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

God in the bunker.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"I'll need a three iron."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Too many beers at lunch?

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Pest control.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Farmer Golf

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"I'd like to take it for a test drive."

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Golf ball in birds nest

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

Golf mole

"Income tax has created more liars than golf and porn put together."