Golfer With A Grin Prints

"Just remember, we're all liberals until tax reason."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"I'll need a three iron."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Pest control.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Too many beers at lunch?

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Farmer Golf

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

Golf ball in birds nest

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

"I'd like to take it for a test drive."

Golf mole

"Income tax has created more liars than golf and porn put together."

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge