Winter Golfing Warrior Pillows

'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Skier flying past mountains

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

How to save on your heating bill...

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Ice Sculpting Class.

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

Your hands are cold...

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"CCCOOOLD!"

"It looks as though we might be in for another cold snap."

Arctic Tongue

"The first winter is always the toughest."

The stages of winter

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Nanatech.

This time of year always gets me down."

I've got my antifreeze.

Scotland the not so brave.

"It's finally fur coat weather."