"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."
Night Owl Golfer Gifts
Find the perfect present for the night owl golfer in your life. Our collection features playful and clever items that capture the fun of late-night golf adventures. Whether they love teeing off under the stars or enjoy a humorous tee-time vibe, you'll find something special that resonates with their passion for golf and their nocturnal nature.
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"The overthinker"
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
The Streets - Night
Camping-Pong
Serenading
"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
The Snooze Bar.
Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar
Bingo night.
Night Owl Golfer Gifts Collection
Night Owl Golfer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for night owl golfers—great for breakfast reflections or late-night coffee breaks.
Night Owl Golfer Pillows
Check out our comfy pillows celebrating late-night golf fans—ideal for adding personality to any room.
Night Owl Golfer Prints
Discover stunning prints that capture the nocturnal golf vibe—beautiful wall art for enthusiasts of night-time tees and starry fairways.
Night Owl Golfer T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts featuring night owl golf themes—fun, stylish, and perfect for casual outings or lounging.