Night Owl Student Gifts

'Not taken a vocational night class before, then?'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Camping-Pong

Serenading

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Bingo night.