Galactic Footballer Gifts

Football Spaceship

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Which one is named after me?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Are there space-babes?"

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Rocket to the Moon

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Birth of Darth Vader

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Astronaut

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

How's my abducting?

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"We have to keep them guessing."

TPP

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

Capsule airbag