Galactic Soccer Player Gifts

Planet Football

High-gravity baseball

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Bowling ball earth

UFO with flying saucer

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

Astronaut Tetherball

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

"Eww...put those back."

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

Golf on the moon

Football Spaceship

'Yeah! Let's see LeBron James do THAT!'

UFO Golf Ball Mishap

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

The God's football

Football planet.

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

'Hmm...you've got a meteor shower to your right, space junk to your left and partial sun glare...I'd go with a number 7 thunderbolt if I were you.'

'I'm gonna squeeze in a quick nine black holes before the next epoch starts.'

'Peace.'