Galactic Journeyer T-Shirts

Hysterically laughing monster.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

ET Mishap

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Which one is named after me?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Rocket.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

UFO and snowman