Galactic Voyager T-Shirts

"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Boptimism

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Which one is named after me?'

Parking meter on the moon.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"They're very time-sensitive."

Area 51: The Inside Story

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

UFO and snowman

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Hysterically laughing monster.

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

Spy Satellite

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Are we there yet?"