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Starfleet Command. Live long and prosper. Vulcans must have great retirement benefits.

"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Boptimism

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Which one is named after me?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Parking meter on the moon.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"They're very time-sensitive."

UFO and snowman

"Space wants to kill you."

'Take me to your feeder,'

Area 51: The Inside Story

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"