Space-time Voyager T-Shirts

"While you were out, there was a rift in the space-time continuum."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

A Space Walk

"They're very time-sensitive."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'Take me to your feeder,'

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

Spy Satellite

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'