Space-time Voyager T-Shirts

"While you were out, there was a rift in the space-time continuum."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

How am I abducting?

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

There is No Planet C

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Spy Satellite

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'