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"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"They're very time-sensitive."

Area 51: The Inside Story

UFO and snowman

Hysterically laughing monster.

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

Spy Satellite

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

Life Discovered on Mars

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'Excuse me officer. I'd like to report a U.F.O. sighting!'

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'