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God plays golf

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

The five inhospitable gas giants

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Leap Year

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

METHANE BAR

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Sometimes astronomers look down...

Bowling ball earth

Aliens on another planet.

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"