Planetary Player Mugs

God plays golf

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

The five inhospitable gas giants

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Leap Year

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

METHANE BAR

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

World Cup Universe.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

You called me, boss? Yes. I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we've found. I want you to stop doing that. At least until I'm done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don't need any competitors driving up the prices. Very bad man. When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing.

Bowling ball earth

Aliens on another planet.

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

I'm not "fidgeting" --- It's tectonic plate activity!

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

Sometimes astronomers look down...

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"