Planetary Athlete Mugs

World Cup Universe.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

High-gravity baseball

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

The five inhospitable gas giants

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Leap Year

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

METHANE BAR

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

You called me, boss? Yes. I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we've found. I want you to stop doing that. At least until I'm done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don't need any competitors driving up the prices. Very bad man. When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing.

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Sometimes astronomers look down...

Aliens on another planet.

I'm not "fidgeting" --- It's tectonic plate activity!

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Mind where you're going next time."

Tierra Forming.

"Jensen, look life on Venus!"

'I'm a nurse and my husband, Phil,is a manager at Saturn motors.'

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"