Planetary Geologist T-Shirts

Wear their passion on their sleeve—or chest! Our planetary geologist t-shirts feature clever designs celebrating celestial exploration.

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"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something." mockup

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

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Water divining Mars

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Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 mockup

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction. mockup

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

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Natural Disasters

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Interdisciplinary studies.

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..." mockup

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

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Scientists are sexy

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"Admit it, we're lost."

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone. mockup

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

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'Gravity...Go figure!'

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Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame. mockup

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

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Alien embryo growing in earth.

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'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.' mockup

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

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'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.' mockup

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

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'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.' mockup

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

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"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

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Water is discovered on the moon.... mockup

Water is discovered on the moon....

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Rock - see you in a million years! mockup

Rock - see you in a million years!

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The Tectonics and Their Plates.

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"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..." mockup

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

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Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct. mockup

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

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'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!' mockup

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

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Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock. mockup

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.' mockup

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

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"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology." mockup

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

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"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

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