Planetary Geologist Gifts

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

Water divining Mars

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scientists are sexy

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

Rock - see you in a million years!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'