Rock Star Geologist Gifts

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Robert Fripp

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Natural Disasters

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

ZZZZZZZ Top

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Freddie Mercury

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Water is discovered on the moon....

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."