Rock Star Geologist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a rock star geologist? Whether they're a professional or a hobbyist, our selection of witty and thoughtful items showcases their passion for rocks, minerals, and the Earth's history. From humorous mugs to quirky t-shirts, find the perfect token of appreciation that truly rocks their world.

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"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..." mockup

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction. mockup

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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Natural Disasters

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Interdisciplinary studies.

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Scientists are sexy

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Admit it, we're lost."

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A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone. mockup

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.' mockup

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

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'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.' mockup

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

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The Tectonics and Their Plates.

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Water is discovered on the moon.... mockup

Water is discovered on the moon....

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"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..." mockup

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

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Rock - see you in a million years! mockup

Rock - see you in a million years!

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Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct. mockup

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

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Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock. mockup

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.' mockup

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

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"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology." mockup

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

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"Have you tried carbon dating?"

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How Glaciations Begin

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"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

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