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"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Natural Disasters

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

How Glaciations Begin

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'