Geologist T-Shirts

Get a laugh or a nod of approval with our geology-inspired t-shirts. Designed with fun graphics and clever captions, these shirts are perfect for fieldwork or casual days.

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"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center" mockup

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

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'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.' mockup

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

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Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions. mockup

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

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"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation." mockup

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

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"I have a bad feeling about this." mockup

"I have a bad feeling about this."

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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction. mockup

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

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Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

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'Rock historian.'

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Crikey! I'm over half way through this! Maybe I should drink a little slower...

Crikey! I'm over half way through this! Maybe I should drink a little slower... mockup

Crikey! I'm over half way through this! Maybe I should drink a little slower...

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'#%@*! Fracking!'

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'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'

'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.' mockup

'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'

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"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!" mockup

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

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Mankind loves Earth

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'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.' mockup

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

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'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.' mockup

'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

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Modest to a fault.

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Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales. mockup

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

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'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.' mockup

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

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'There! another batch of clean coal.' mockup

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

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"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?" mockup

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

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Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata. mockup

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

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Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything. mockup

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

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"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports." mockup

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

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$"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"$

$"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?" mockup$

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

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'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.' mockup

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

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'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.' mockup

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

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'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.' mockup

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

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'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!' mockup

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

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The Steakosaurus

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Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock. mockup

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

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'Don't be discouraged. Gravel is $3 an ounce.'

'Don't be discouraged. Gravel is $3 an ounce.' mockup

'Don't be discouraged. Gravel is $3 an ounce.'

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Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

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Sculptor with falling rocks sign. mockup

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

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'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.' mockup

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

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"Look, Riley - about these Continental shifts..."

"Look, Riley - about these Continental shifts..." mockup

"Look, Riley - about these Continental shifts..."

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Geologist T-Shirts Collection

Geologist Mugs

Explore our collection of geology-themed mugs—perfect for geologists who love to start their mornings with a smile. Brighten up their desk or kitchen.

Geologist Pillows

Snuggle up with our geology-themed pillows, a fun and cozy addition to any scientist’s space.

Geologist Prints

Decorate with our detailed geological prints—ideal for any enthusiast who loves to display their passion for rocks and minerals.