Geological Sciences T-Shirts

"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Deforestation.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Natural Disasters

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Trump leaving

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Global Warmer 2000.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Water is discovered on the moon....

Rock - see you in a million years!

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

The sea 2050.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

"Have you tried carbon dating?"