Geophysics T-Shirts

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

North Pole

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Deforestation.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Natural Disasters

Boy and girl at thier studies

Interdisciplinary studies.

Pi Ala Mode.

Scarcity

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Lemniskate

Climate Crisis

65 Million Years Ago

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.