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They decided to give up on public transport to get to work and rely on continental drift instead.

'Relax, it's just an 'el niño' year!'

Un oh Growling bear in bad mood again

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Natural Disasters

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'Maths is fun!'

Water is discovered on the moon....

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Rock - see you in a million years!

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Jewish Geometry

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy