Planetary Scientist Gifts

"Jensen, look life on Venus!"

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Head over Hooves

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Cosmonaut

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Mars Poppins

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Save Mars