Planetologist Gifts

Baking the Earth

At the Museum

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"It's an Eyesaur."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'