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Baking the Earth

At the Museum

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'