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The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Save our Planet.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Barack Skywalker

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'That was quick!'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Serious business

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Getting to Know You

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'Well, don't look at me!'