Galactic Medic Pillows

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Save our Planet.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

On board the MS Hepatology

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'That was quick!'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Serious business

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

"That's good for the budget. We don't have to exterminate the humans to conquer the earth. They'll take care of that themselves."