Naval Doctor T-Shirts

On board the MS Hepatology

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Pole Star

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Coup thwarting

"Port outbound, starboard home."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.