Ship's Surgeon T-Shirts

'I was the Ships Doctor, Miss - Have you had an examination lately?'

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

On board the MS Hepatology

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

A Chef Never Rests

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Pirate Doctor

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

Exporting - Highs and Lows

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

"Attention all hands. Abandon ship!"

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

Book surgery.

"A white whale took my leg, but I lost my eye to the ship's cook and a frozen fish finger!"

"What's for dinner cook?"

Needlework for beginners.

Er, left hand down a bit...

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

Cook medal.

Surgeon sewing tips.

Ship's officers blaming each other for boat sinking.

"Another boat! But I mustn't yell or risk breaking character."

"Relax - we're not lost! I have a chart and I know how to read it. Like, right now I can tell you we're in the galley."