Naval Doctor Prints

On board the MS Hepatology

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

COWMIKAZES

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Pole Star

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Sailor's Poker.