Space-age Prospector T-Shirts

A word from James Cameron. . .

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You left this on our ship."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Save Our Universe

Dr. Roo.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

You are here

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"Trepanning for gold"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Hayseed at UFO travel.

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

One giant bark for dogkind.

'The big bang theory of creation.'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."