Space-age Prospector T-Shirts

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You left this on our ship."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Save Our Universe

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

You are here

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'The big bang theory of creation.'

Hayseed at UFO travel.

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

One giant bark for dogkind.

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"Trepanning for gold"

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

Snowman