Prospector T-Shirts

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

Either we're going to be very rich or we're being exposed to so much radiation that we won't last that long.

How to find gold.

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

"I found her in town. She's a real gold digger."

"Well, I have a Ph.D. in geology, and I can't find a thing either."

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

Prospector with geology diploma

"George, there's a man here who wants to lease our backyard."

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Boys, the desert is over forty miles across the way you are going; it's three miles across the way I'm going."

"Are you young fellers surveyors? Cause I need to stake a claim!"

Wagon

"Looking for gold?"

A comment on the Gold Rush.

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Do you mind?!"

"Trepanning for gold"

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.

"You're sitting in my place!"

'Does my wife miss me? Last time home, five near misses before I got out through a closed window.'

'Dang! When did this happen?'

"This place is a gold mine."

'Order somethin' else, Mae, today's prospector ain't quite dead yet.'

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

'Identify your Ore'