Prospecting T-Shirts

Either we're going to be very rich or we're being exposed to so much radiation that we won't last that long.

How to find gold.

"Have you come across any of the rate earths - praseodymium, gadolinium, dysprosum - stuff like that?"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"Trepanning for gold"

I.R.S spying on a gold prospector.

"Looking for gold?"

You are here

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

Wagon

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."