Old-time Prospector T-Shirts

How to find gold.

"You're on a what?!"

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Trepanning for gold"

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Early House Hunting.

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

Wagon

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'Is the fire included?'

A comment on the Gold Rush.

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

"You're sitting in my place!"

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.

Archeology Dept...'Diggin' the past, Dude!'

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Do you mind?!"

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"