Gold Prospector T-Shirts

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

I.R.S spying on a gold prospector.

"Fossil, shmossil - we want gold."

"That's old Zeke. But that's old Zeke's little donkey with him."

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

A word from James Cameron. . .

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Put it in petty cash.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Strive for Excellence

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

How to find gold.

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"...These are chicken nuggets."