Lunar Explorer Gifts

'What luck!'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

I don't have the keys.

Irish moon landing.

The dark side of the Moon

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

A Witch flies into the Moon.

China Launches Lunar Rover

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

China Lands on the Dark Side of the Moon

China takes over the world (and the moon)

"We've made the startling discovery that the far side of the moon is just like the near side, only a little further away."

Walking the Dog

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

Golf on the moon

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Rocket to the Moon

'Maybe I should have tipped.'

Why the moon hates the beach.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

'What's the area code up here?'

'Yeah! Let's see LeBron James do THAT!'

The Moon Made from Cheese

'Hi, Mom!'

"RATS! Hooked it."

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Climbing to the moon

Houston, remember the nursery rhyme "Hey, Diddle, Diddle…"? Well -- The cow never made it.

Quit fooling around, Ernie -- I'm not telling mission control you went over to the dark side.

The moon keeps one fact toward me at all times --- It really creeps me out!