Lunar Escapologist Gifts

"Look—there it goes again!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Moon: Made in China

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Planting by the Moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

China Launches Lunar Rover

Rocket to the Moon

Moon Souvenirs

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Climbing to the moon

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"Here it comes!"

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

"RATS! Hooked it."

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

The Moon Made from Cheese

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Houdini 2019

'What's the area code up here?'

'What luck!'