Lunar Escapologist Gifts

"Look—there it goes again!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Moon: Made in China

Parking meter on the moon.

Planting by the Moon.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

China Launches Lunar Rover

Moon Souvenirs

Climbing to the moon

Rocket to the Moon

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Here it comes!"

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'What's the area code up here?'

"RATS! Hooked it."

The Moon Made from Cheese

'What luck!'

I don't have the keys.