Island Escapologist Gifts

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Security!

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.