Island Escapologist Gifts

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Now you can send it."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Security!

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'He needs professional HELP!'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"