Cosmic Escapists Gifts

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Head over Hooves

The Lost World: You are Here

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"You are here"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"...Nothing but rocks!"

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

Josh & Ted's Insurrection Adventure.

"I'm just gonna reach in my pocket real slowly, get my phone and take a few selfies with you guys. Cool?"

The First Alien Contact

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

Space Cat

'We come in peace, I tell you!'