Cosmic Escapists Gifts

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Head over Hooves

The Lost World: You are Here

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"You are here"

"Space wants to kill you."

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Let's get a kitty.'

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"...Nothing but rocks!"

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

Josh & Ted's Insurrection Adventure.

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

Space Cat