Space Escapist Gifts

'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'

'Easy. In space there's no gravity, so her wrinkles are gone. Plus her mother-in-law can't phone her and he kids won't nag her!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'See you in two weeks!'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Skier and his dog.

Elevator Music

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Mars Poppins

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Christmas TV...

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"I feel all tingly."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

"Are we there yet?"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'