Cosmic Escapist Gifts

"I begged him to get help."

2025...

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Cake Escape

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Last Chance For Reality

'Get me the coast.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"Not again!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Zoo Employees

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"I've half a mind to protest."

Message in a bottle.

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

Ramblers Association

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Virtual Reality Check

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Don Quixote

Liking the Exit.

'Been coming here ever since Florida got crowded.'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"