"I begged him to get help."
Cosmic Escapist Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for your cosmic escapist? Our collection features imaginative designs that inspire dreams of the universe and the unknown. Whether they love space travels, celestial wonders, or just need a reminder to reach for the stars, these products capture that limitless spirit. Brighten their day with witty and whimsical items that celebrate curiosity and adventure.
I have to go back – My sock's all bunched up in my boot.
2025...
"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."
Woman dreaming about being on vacation.
"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."
"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."
Cake Escape
Last Chance For Reality
"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."
'Get me the coast.'
"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."
"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"
'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'
"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."
Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.
Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.
But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!
"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).
Zoo Employees
"Not again!"
Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.
"I've half a mind to protest."
Message in a bottle.
'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'
'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'
"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"
Ramblers Association
Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether
"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."
Virtual Reality Check
'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'
Don Quixote
"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."
"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"
Cosmic Escapist Gifts Collection
Cosmic Escapist Mugs
Fulfill their cosmic dreams with our space-inspired mugs—great for brightening mornings and fueling creative imagination.
Cosmic Escapist Pillows
Bring cosmic charm into the home with plush pillows that inspire wanderlust and wonder.
Cosmic Escapist Prints
Discover stunning cosmic art prints—perfect for adorning walls and inspiring night-sky dreams.
Cosmic Escapist T-Shirts
Explore our celestial-themed t-shirts—they’re perfect for gazing at the stars and dreaming big.