Space Escapist Mugs

'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'

'Easy. In space there's no gravity, so her wrinkles are gone. Plus her mother-in-law can't phone her and he kids won't nag her!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'See you in two weeks!'

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Skier and his dog.

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"Are we there yet?"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

SOE (South Of Earth)

Hippie on the moon