Whimsical Escapists Gifts

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

"Recalculating route..."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Teddy Bear

Tunnel of Infatuation

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

The ambush.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Virtual Lap Dancing

Bungee sodbustin'

'Get me the coast.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Understudies

An owl searches for a pussycat.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Little Submarines

Many clowns in rowboat

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."