Lunar Exploration Gifts

"It's made of cheeeeese."

Moon is made of cheese

Occu-Pie Mars

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

The fate of the emigrant

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The experienced backpacker.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Teenagers!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Look what I found, dad!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."