Light Walker Gifts

'Keep walking towards the light. . .Oh, I'm sorry, step forward about twenty paces.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Speed reader...?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Some walk, huh?"

Soho walking society

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

Destruction of Daydreams by Deforestation

This could be your blurb.

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

Look, honey! I've been shopping off-line!

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

Man and dog both have leashes.

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

The downside of curbing your dog....

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

Paris streets at night

Dog with enormous stick.

"Walking the food court instead of the entire mall was a great idea."