Temp Traveler Prints

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Tourists in Egypt

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A white collar cow.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Hoxton map.

Busking during a pandemic

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"They migrate here each summer."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

snowman hitchhiking

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"I hate this time of year..."

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile