Climate Tourism Enthusiast Gifts

"It looks like we're all booked up for heat-dome season, but I have some great packages heading into tornado/flood season."

Scarcity

Global Warming.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Watching Sea Life.

"They migrate here each summer."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Electric bike.

snowman hitchhiking

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.