Climate Tourism Enthusiast Pillows

"It looks like we're all booked up for heat-dome season, but I have some great packages heading into tornado/flood season."

Scarcity

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

Watching Sea Life.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"They migrate here each summer."

Electric bike.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

snowman hitchhiking

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.