Chill-out Culture Pillows

'The worst thing about this chilled out lifestyle is you get lots of goose pimples...'

On holiday.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"My feet are cold."

Inactive wear store.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Sofa Sunday

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Chillaxing!

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Hasta manana.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

How to tell when Winter is really bad...