Chill-out Master Pillows

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Ice Skater

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Born to be Mild.

How the goat got square eyes.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Relaxing on a sofa

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

His master's chill-out album

Screensaver says project compiling.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.